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Nowhere Fast

Survival of the Fittest...Literally

The gritty leader of a stationary biker gang risks his life to stop his arch nemesis from taking his turf and destroying what he loves most.

  Waterloo, ON  |  Comedy, Action

Mission #10: Roast

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    Scott M. 0  posted 9 years ago

    Good actor in this roast. We'll done.

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    Lance F. 0  posted 9 years ago

    That's was hilarious LOL. Great job on the roast. You guys are one of my favourite teams, I hope you guys continue to pursue making the feature. Also is your short film available online, i would love to see it?

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    Lauren K. 2  posted 9 years ago

    Really bummed to see you guys go. Loved your concept from week 1. Always fun, hilarious missions from you guys, and this didn't disappoint. Hope this movie still gets made!

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    Struan S. 1  posted 9 years ago

    We got off easy in this one. Great roast, guys! I'm hoping we'll still get to see Nowhere Fast on the big screen sometime in the near future!
    -Team Namas-DIE

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    Josh W. 0  posted 9 years ago

    Yeah, you guys were tough to make fun of! I wish I had realized how tall you were ahead of time, so I could have grabbed a pair of stilts or the tall are you?!?!

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    Ry B. 0  posted 9 years ago

    HAHA!! Great job guys, solid roast vid!

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    Elisa K. 0  posted 9 years ago

    "Hunger games for soccer moms.. " I like the Crockett hat.. beautiful work.. guys.. Wishing you all the best .. thanks for the laughs and if you come to Van be sure to #SayButt - Blurry Bits

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    Keelan F. 0  posted 9 years ago

    Hahaha this was great! Awesome concept for a roast and delivered brilliantly. Too bad CineCoup decided against comedies this year as y'all seem like a funny and fun crew.

    - The Goons

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    Justine W. 0  posted 9 years ago

    "It gets better" - lol. #yes. Earthlicker love <3

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    Aaron K. 1  posted 9 years ago

    I eat roasts for breakfast!!!! And this was certainly a hearty meal. You always pulled off some of the best production quality in Cinecoup. Really sad to see you guys go. We loved your concept from week 1, and we hope to see this movie get made. It's the real deal. - Team HIGH SCHOOL BRAWL

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    Brian O. 0  posted 9 years ago

    Thx Aaron, and congrats and good luck.
    Brian, team Nowhere Fast

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    Amanda K. 0  posted 9 years ago

    You seem like a solid group of dudes! Respect to you guys and good luck in the future! Great roast haha!! Was laughing especially at the hellmington part and Davy Crockett parts!

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