Survival of the Fittest...Literally
The gritty leader of a stationary biker gang risks his life to stop his arch nemesis from taking his turf and destroying what he loves most.
Waterloo, ON | Comedy, Action
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Nowhere Fast unveils a new line of products and merchandise.
Mission #1 Trailer
Mission #2 Differentiator
Mission #3 Poster
Mission #4 Speechless
Mission #5 Conceptualize
Mission #6 Another Angle
Mission #7 Hype
See Top 15
Mission #9 Franchise
Mission #10 Roast
See Final 5
Mission #12 The Big Deal
Hellmington
A Western
Across All Galaxies
Blurry Bits
The Adventures of Porno the Clown
Comic Book Wednesday
Patient 62
Goons
High School Brawl
Postmen
John Goes To The Olympics
Theories
Earthlickers
Golden Bros.
Frackin' Zombies!
The Necroslinger
Black Land
Fantome
Love at First Stab
The Legend of Davy Crockett
Psychonaut
Namas-DIE
Comments (30)
Good luck tonight!
All the best on going into the final 5, team Nowhere Fast, cheers!!
I would buy Boyz on Bikes from Nikita anyday. Creative and hilarious! Let's go Nowhere Fast!
Good luck with the crowd pick this week! No Where Fast!
I'm gonna need a few cases of liquid fury for editing the Roast this weekend. You can bill to High School Brawl. Thanks!
A late night infomercial with an interesting laugh. It definitely gave more depth to your project, but did it really showcase franchising or make a mockery of it. Funny as heck. I can see the calendars as a Xmas gag gift.
you delivered with the last vhs idea, to be honest, retro is the way to go. well shot mission, wish it showed some actual franchise ideas that you think would spark interest, besides merchandise.
Funny take on this mission.
Dont see any real franchising opportunities here just parodies.
I think this will hurt you with cinecoup as they are a business that is looking for something to sell market out more than just make 1 movie out of and they get to make the decisions from here on out.
Ive been a fan from the beginning and still am.
Good points.
Glad you replied.
I hope cinecoup reads these comments so they can get a feel from where you guys are coming from with marketing etc.
Hey Colin! Thanks for your feedback!
We didn't want to just state the obvious with this mission. Every team and their mother talked about action figures, spin offs and graphic novels. Did we do a bit of a parody? Sure! I still think however beneath that, we have something. I would actually encourage you to look at how big parody/joke products are in general. If the film is made and marketed correctly; novelty merchandise has a realistic place in the franchise and is very marketable!
Too often do I find myself spending more time waiting than lifting at the gym.. These lifting leathers are right up my alley.
Boys on bikes is the calendar for me. My 4 year old needed training wheels on his Billy Blanks fast track stationary bike and I can only imagine what it must be like for children whose parents can't afford training wheels for them. Buy it for the kids.
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